I watched Machete last night and didn't really know what to expect from it. I had a general idea of what it was about, but that was about it. And I must say it's a pretty damn good movie. I'd even say it's one of the better movies I've seen in a long while. So if you get a chance to see it, I'd recommend you check it out.
The above gif of Jessica Alba in the shower is taken from the movie. Although I seem to recall reading somewhere that's not actually her body. It's either a body double's or it was computer generated. I could be completely wrong about that and that's actually her. Regardless there's still some sideboob. So that's a positive.
If you're looking for more tits, there's also a scene in the movie where Lindsay Lohan is topless. A few years ago that might have meant something, but now I don't want to see Lindsay no matter her state of dress or undress.
Michelle Rodriguez is also in the film, but she's not naked, but she does wear some sexy outfits.
So there you have it, if you like movies with hot babes, tits, action scene, violence, and lots of splatter blood, this might just be the film for you.
I can't wait to see the sequel Machete Kills. Hopefully it's as good as the first.