Shouldn't This Be Two Reasons To Watch Food Network? ;-)

There are lots of reasons to watch the Food Network other than to look at Giada De Laurentiis tits. Like for example watching Guy Fieri get fatter and fatter each season on Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives. I'm waiting for that moment where he takes a bite of some greasy hamburger and finally explodes.

And who doesn't like watching that interactive cooking show 30 Minutes Meals where Rachael Ray makes meals in "30 minutes"? You might be wondering why I called it an interactive show ... well the interaction comes when you start yelling at the TV "yeah bitch, I could make a meal in 30 minutes too if I had a staff of 30 people and didn't have to work all day, and take the kids to soccer after work, then wash dirty laundry!"

Last but not least, what's not to love about watching that class act Gordon Ramsey shouting profanities at some poor bastard who has to stand there and take it? That's awesome! Seriously it is. Although I would like to see Gordo tell one of those UFC guys to go fuck himself and then watch the UFC guy beat the shit out of him. Of course Gordy ain't gonna that because his man sack isn't as big as he likes to pretend it is.

See there's lots of reasons to watch the Food Network other than to drool over Giada De Laurentiis' tasty funbags.

One final thing, I came across this video of Giada wearing that bikini top ... and I want to know why somebody felt it was necessary to include The Final Countdown by Europe over the clip? Doesn't that person know that boobies sell themselves and you don't need to include cheesy 80s music along with them? The only final countdown I want to see is the countdown to when Giada takes off that top.



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