I Feel Sorry For Jay-Z

The above pic of Beyonce is from last week's Super Bowl half time show. At least that's when I think it's from because I didn't watch the half time show because I couldn't be bothered because Beyonce was performing. I had better things to do like sit in the basement and watch the clock and realize that every second that passed I was that much closer to my death ... or maybe I took a dump.

Anyway, when I say I feel sorry for Jay-Z, I really mean it. I'd hate to be him and come home from a hard day of rapping and see this expression on my wife's face. Even just once. It's bad enough the world had to see it on TV, and now in a picture. Imagine how it would be for Jay-Z. And I don't care if Beyonce is making tons of money, and every other day of the year she looks like she did in the below GQ pic. This expression would haunt me. Forget Beyonce Smash!!! Hulk Smash!!! And Quickly!!!

Also while looking for the link to GQ for where the pic came from, I clicked on the slide show and saw the magazine crowned her "the #1 hottest woman of the 21st century." I think they might want to rethink that after seeing this Beyonce Smash pic.

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