iam.stevenhumour.com: Just In Case Your Significant Other Isn't Whack Off Worthy, Here Are 10 People Worth Whacking Off To

Here's a great little poem just in time for Valentine's Day. I'm sure your significant other would be pleased to know that when you're whacking off, flicking the bean, or whatever you want to call it, he or she is the one that you're thinking about. But just in case your significant other isn't worth thinking about, or you're single, here are ten whack off worthy people worth fantasizing about when you snuggle up with your hand for a nice evening of romance.

As you see I've tried to represent both men and women with my 10 because if you're a dude and you want to jerk it while thinking of Channing Tatum, I'm not here to judge.

Olivia Wilde