I feel sorry for all those people out there who want an ice dildo but have to make one in their freezer because their country is lame. But here in Canada our country provides so much for so many; clean air, clean water, and frozen dildos on swings. I bet your country can't say that, unless you live in a country that has clean air, clean water, and cold winters like Sweden. In that case you could. But if you live in places like Jamaica or Fiji, good luck freezing a dildo there suckers.