Rolling tanner on a chick's butt seems like a good job. I can think of at least seven worse jobs than this. Like shoveling horse manure after a parade which featured 500 horses. Like shoveling elephant manure after a parade which featured 500 elephants. Like rolling tanner on a dude's butt. Like being the first guy who tested out to see if the Chinese water torture was actually torturous. Like being Kim Karashian and Kanye West's personal assistant. Like being the guy who mops up the nudie booth at the end of a long day after the nudie booth got plenty of use. Like being a court jester for a king who takes pleasure in cutting off court jester's heads.
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