I Think This Mannequin Has Had Work Done

I remember when mannequins in store windows were functional and used to display clothes. Now they have giant tits and used to display clothes. I guess it just the natural progression of store front advertising. I suppose it was just a matter of time before some mannequin maker figured that bigger tits was the key to bigger sales. Why bother making better quality clothes that would practically sell themselves, he thought, when we can use mannequin tits to sell cheap crap that falls apart after one washing? Yes, genius idea. I wonder what's next, basketball sized groin bulges on the guy mannequins modeling underwear?

I don't know for certain, but it would appear that this store also sells clothes for men. So what I'm thinking is, that this mannequin has giant tits because the store wants to catch the attention of men. Simple enough. But I think it goes a little further than just catching their eye. It would seem to me that this mannequin would be very good at getting men to come into the store as well. Here's why, the mannequin gets a guy's attention in hopes that he'll get an erection and come into the store to try and hide it by casually looking at clothes. Think about it. It's like when you're a guy in high school and you get a boner, you have your book or binder to hold in front of it. Same thing. Now just replace a book or a binder with a rack of clothes. Pretty damn sneaky if you ask me.

Of course this isn't going to happen to all guys, but just in case, if you see a big tittied mannequin, just glance and walk away. Better safe than having a closet full of clothes you're never going to wear.

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