It Seems All The Good Usernames Are Now Taken
It's hard to come up with a good username. You sit there at your computer screen trying to figure out that perfect word or combination of words. You want something awesome. But usually awesome is hard to get because all the awesome usernames have been registered. Good like getting FART or BIGBALLS. Those bad boys are long gone.
So you think and think ... and think some more. Then the stars align and you finally come up with something that's so spectacular you can barely wait to type it into that little box. You're giddy with excitement. You dare not tell a soul about it for fear they'll take for their own because your word creation is so inventive and original that no one would ever think it up.
The big moment has arrived. The cursor is blinking in anticipation. You finish typing your most perfect username ..... and ...... some asshole that you don't know and will never meet has already registered it.
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