Guys that want to practise their putting while they're pooping would seem to me to be a neglected demographic. Most companies don't want to associate themselves with poop. Even most toilet paper companies avoid the association. Which is weird because poop is their main purpose. Think about, how many times have you seen a toilet paper ad that actually shows someone using the product the way it's supposed to be used? Hmm, I can't even think of one. Most times toilet paper ads focus on how soft and durable the paper is, but never tell you about poop wiping. It's just not done. And that's sad, because people want to know about that because it's important.
It's just like this putting golf game. I bet the box it came in has a guy in his office putting. So most guys will get it and just use it in their office, den, living room, or other similar places, but never think to take it into the bathroom to help pass the time while taking a crap.
Anybody who's taken a crap knows how much time that can take and how boring it can be. Especially nearing the end of your sit when you're almost finished but need to go a little more, but that last poo is stubborn. You know it's there, but it just won't come out. That's the time when you need something to do, like practice your putting. So to me putting a guy on the box for a golf putting game poop putting is a no-brainer. It'll never happen because pooping is evil and should be a task that's functional not fun. But of course there's always that one guy who thinks outside of the box and poop putts even though it's not a suggested way to use it. If you're that guy, nice going my man.
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